A old lady dies and goes to Heaven

An old lady dies and goes to Heaven.

She is overjoyed as she was a devoted Catholic and going to Heaven was her life’s dream.

Once there she is firstly greeted by God and

then she sets off to explore the Heaven which is to be honest, based on how people are, quiet empty think tumbleweeds in the prairie.

When the old lady gets hungry she finds God and asks where can she get some food.

God takes her to a table where she finds bread, peanut butter, jelly and a toaster.

So God and the old lady sit and eat PBJ sandwiches.

As she looks down, past the edge of the Heaven, she sees that below in Hell they have a massive feast with many different barbecue meats on the table. Nevertheless she is glad to be in Heaven and doesn’t say anything and finishes her PBJ.

Next time she gets hungry a similar thing happens; God invites her in, this time for butter and honey on toast, and as she looks down she sees those in hell having a seafood feast with fish, scampi, prawns, oysters etc.

Nevertheless she is just glad to be in Heaven and keeps her thoughts to herself.

However, when a similar thing happens the third time she simply cannot keep quiet anymore and says to God: “I don’t want to be ungrateful and I’m very thankful to be in Heaven, but why are we here having toast, while in Hell they have a different feast every time I look down??”

“Well,” says God, “it’s not really worth the time to cook just for two.”