Clean Jokes
A priest is talking to God
One night, a priest is talking to God in his dreams.
The priest asks, “Dear Lord, what is a thousand years for you?”
God answers, “My son, for me it’s just one minute.”
The priest asks, “And what is a million dollars for you?”
God answers, “Oh, that’s just a few cents.”
The priest asks, “Dear God, will you gift me a few cents?”
And God says: “Sure, my son. Wait a minute.”