A waiter takes an order from a customer

A waiter takes an order from a customer who requests half a Caesar salad.

The waiter responds, “Well, we offer a small and a large. Would you like the small?”

The customer replies, “No, I don’t want a small or a large. I want half a Caesar salad. Why is that so difficult?”

The waiter says, “Alright… let me check with the chef.”

He heads toward the kitchen, unaware that the customer has left his table and is following closely behind.

Reaching the kitchen, the waiter tells the chef, “There’s a guy out there asking for half a Caesar salad…” He points toward the dining area with his palm, only to realize the customer is standing right behind him.

“And this distinguished gentleman,” the waiter quickly adds, “would like the other half.”