Clean Jokes Alan’s wife called him as he was at pub share share it Share it save Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m going to feed it to the dog.” “Woooah! That’s bang out of order!” Alan said, “It’s not his fault.” Related Topics: Up Next A old woman was arrested for shoplifting Don't Miss A baby elephant and a baby turtle Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Clean Jokes21 hours ago A farmer goes to town with his dog Relationship Jokes21 hours ago A elderly couple are in bed one night Relationship Jokes2 days ago I made my family favorite cake Funny Jokes2 days ago A widower goes to a psychic Relationship Jokes3 days ago A kid caught his father chewing pennies Relationship Jokes3 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes3 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes3 years ago A affair with his secretary Clean Jokes3 years ago Why do you want more pay Clean Jokes3 years ago A lady goes to the doctor