An Australian asks a travel agent what’s the cheapest possible vacation to London that lets him see everything.
“I have a whole evening in Dubai on the way back?
Very well, I’ve always wanted to see the world’s tallest building.”
He packs his bag, wakes up at 6, rushes to the airport, takes off at 9, crosses Pacific 14 hours nonstop, runs to his connection, flies 10 more hours and never slept a wink cause of the jetlag.
By this point he just wanted to crash at his hostel but was so sleep-deprived he almost got hit by a car at the airport.
A local asked “Did you come here to die?” “No I came here yesterday