Father and son at a horse auction

Little James is at a horse auction with his father.

He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, backside.

After a few minutes, little James asks, “Dad, why are you doing that?”

Nodding, his father replies, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I make a decision.”

Little James looks worried.

Finally, he says, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”