George raises his beer mug

George raises his beer mug in the air and says, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life having lovemaking with my wife!”

The bar is filled with whistles and claps, and the bartender even gives him a ribbon that says, “Best Toast of the Month”.

When George gets home, he shows his wife, Linda, the ribbon. “And what exactly was your award-winning toast?” she asks.

George thinks for a while and says, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life going to church with my wife.”

The next day when George is at work, Linda is walking down the street when she runs into Ted, one of George’s drinking buddies.

“Your husband sure gave an awesome toast last night!” says Ted.

“I know!” replies Linda, “and he told me about it! It kind of surprised me because almost every time he goes down there, he falls asleep. A few weeks ago I had to pull him by the ear to get him to come.”