He was sitting in his boat and fishing

“A 70 years old retired Military officer had one hobby he loved to fish.

He was sitting in his boat and fishing when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up’ .

He looked around and couldn’t see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the same voice say again, ‘Pick me up.’

He looked in the water and saw a frog floating on the water surface.

The officer asked the frog: ‘Are you talking to me?’

The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up & kiss me; and I’ll turn into the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!’

The retired officer looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.

The frog said, ‘What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said?’

I said, ‘Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.’

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

‘Nah. I would like to have a talking frog rather than a nagging wife with age wisdom comes!