Clean Jokes
I need to inspect your ranch
“I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”
The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The agent verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.”
Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge.
The officer proudly displays it to the farmer.
“See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land
No questions asked or answered given have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the agent running for his life and close behind is the rancher’s bull with every step the bull is gaining ground on the agent.
The agent is clearly terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs,…
“Your badge!…”
“Show him your badge!”