Clean Jokes
Johnny was at school and the teacher said
Johnny was at school and the teacher said, “Someone use fascinate in a sentence.”
Sally answered, “The zoo was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence.”
Maria suggested, “I was fascinated at the zoo.”
Once again the teacher said, “No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence.”
Johnny said, “My sister has ten buttons on her sweater.”
Again the teacher said, “Sorry, Johnny, I said use fascinate in a sentence.”
Johnny replied, “I know, but her chest are so big she can only fasten eight.”