Mickey Mouse steps into lawyers office

Mickey Mouse steps into lawyers office to review divorce with lawyer.

Mickey: I need to get out of this marriage! Minnie ruined my life.

I’ve paid you good money for you to get me back what’s rightly mine.

What do you have for me?

Lawyer: Mickey I’ve reviewed your case against Minnie and to be blunt you don’t have a good case against her.

The main reason for this divorce as you said is because “she’s crazy” .

We have laws that protect spouses.

You can’t divorce someone and get everything back from them because of what you think are character flaws.

Mickey: I didn’t say she was crazy!!