One day he rushes into a lawyer

A polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn’t very good.

They got along very well.

One day he rushes into a lawyer’s office and asks him to arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer says that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks him the following questions:

Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?”

Man: “Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.”

Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

Man: “It made of concrete.”

Lawyer: “I don’t think you understand. Do either of you have real grudge?”

Man: “No, we have carport, and not need one.”

Lawyer: “I mean what are you relations like?”

Man: “All my relations still in Poland.”

Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

Man: “We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.”

Lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”

Man: “No, I always up before her.”

Lawyer: “Why do you want this divorce?”

Man: “She going to kill me.”

Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”

Man: “I got proof.”

Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”

Man: “She going to poison me.”

Man: “She buy a bottle at a drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.”

Man: “I can read English pretty good, and its say right there: Regular polish remover”