She never took an interest in religious studies

She never took an interest in religious studies, and usually she slept through class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping.

“Tell me, April, who created the universe?”

When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April.

The teacher said, “Very good,” and April fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”

April didn’t even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with the pin again.

“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April.

The teacher said, “Very good,” and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question, “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”

And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.