The Grandmother of a just got married grandson phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma.
The delighted Grandma started giving instructions how to come to their high rise colony retirement Apartment.
She started blabbering,
“When you come to the front door of the apartment building inside vestibule,
My son there is a push button, push it with your Elbow,
I will hear and open the door from my apartment for you.
You will hear the pi……pi buzz.
You push the door with your Elbow and open. Enter and walk to the Elevator.
Push the UP button with your Elbow and elevator opens. Enter.
Push the #4 button with your Elbow carefully and elevator comes to fourth floor.
Walk to the room number 420 and push the button with your Elbow. I will open the door for you.”
The polite grand son said,
“Dear Grand Ma, my wife and I can handle all these, we have been born here. Don’t worry.
But explain one thing, why do you want me to push all the buttons with my Elbow.”
The Grandma yelled, “What? Shameless, are you coming without gifts in your hands for Grandma?”