The pastors wife bought a dress

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.

“How could you do this!” he exclaimed.

“I don’t know,” she wailed.

“I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, ‘Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.’ “

“Well,” the pastor persisted,

“You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, ‘Get behind me, Satan!’ “

“I did,” replied his wife, “but then he said ‘It looks great from back here, too!’