Today I went to the children’s daycare

Today I went to the children’s daycare for my first day of work there.

When I walked in a kid asked if he could have an apple for snack time.

I responded yes and proceeded to prepare an apple for him.

To make sure to rid the apple of any harmful bacteria, I whipped out my nifty hand sanitizer because it kills 99.9% of bacteria.

When the kid took a bite it sure killed alright.

That poor kid’s parents were not happy.

That damn 0.1% of bacteria killed the poor kid