Two Arkansans Meet On A Dusty, Country Road

Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road.

One of them is carrying a big bag, labeled chickens.

“Chickens, eh?” says his friend.

“Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?”

“Heck,” says the guy with the bag.

“You guess right, I’ll give you both of ’em.”

“Um…five?”