A boy is wandering in a hotel

A boy is wandering in a hotel, and after hearing some noises, he decides to open a door.

He says: “Wow, it’s dark here!”

You can imagine that there’s a man with a woman in bed in that room.

The man asks, “What do you want? Here’s $10. Leave us alone.”

A bit later, the boy goes back again, opens the door, and says: “Wow, it’s dark here!”

“Not you again! Here, take this and go buy yourself something.”

The boy goes out with $20.

The following morning, the boy feels some remorse and tells his mother what happened.

She says: “That’s wrong. You should go to the church, and confess yourself.”

So there he goes. Entering the booth, he says: “Wow, it’s dark here!”.

To which the priest says: “Not you again, are you following me around?”