A elderly woman went to the doctor

An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems.

“Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.”

The doctor prescribed some pills and told the elderly woman to return in two weeks.

After two weeks the woman returned to the doctor saying, “Doctor, I don’t know what were in those pills, but now my gas smells terrible!”

The doctor said, “I see we have cleared up your sinuses. Now let’s work on your hearing.”