A Girl Scout troop leader

A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in lovemaking.

“Back ladies, back!” cried the leader.

“There’s a very dangerous beast out there!”

But it was too late, as several of her girls had more-or-less seen the deed happening.

They asked their leader what it was the couple was doing.

“Well, err… if you must know, uh, they were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration… yeah, that’s it, it’s artificial respiration!”

“Wow!” exclaimed the oldest of the group.

“I know which merit badge I’m gonna try for next!”