A man strolls into a pharmacy

A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack.

She asks, “What size please?”

“Good question,” he replies, “I’m not sure,”

“Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three h*les in it, stick your weapon in the h*les and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady.

So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his weapon in the first h*le.

A woman walks past, see’s his tool and starts feeling it.

The man thinks, “Hey, this ain’t too bad.”

Then he puts his weapon in the second h*le, another woman walks by, and gives him a bl*w job.

At this point, he is literally blown away.

He quickly shoves his weapon in the last h*le, and yet another woman walks by, and she starts to shag him.

After they are done rocking, he high-steps it back inside and goes to the counter.

The assistant asks “What size then?”

“Forget the rubber pack,” says the man, “how much for the fence?”