An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts “Father forgive me for I have sinned.
During the war I hid a young Jewish girl in my cellar”.
“That was a wonderful thing you did and needs no forgiveness”, Said the priest.
“That’s not all, we struck up a romantic relationship, we made love everyday and sometimes twice on Sundays”.
The priest thought for a while then said
“Those were difficult times, and things happen that otherwise wouldn’t, you are forgiven my son”.
The old man starts to leave , then turns and says “Should I tell her the wars over?”