Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share share it Share it saveA police officer asks a thief. “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next God save the person Don't Miss 3 men are playing golf Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Naughty Jokes3 days ago The man on the phone asked Relationship Jokes3 days ago Twelve-year-old Jake sat next to his father Funny Jokes3 days ago A farmer has been farting a lot Clean Jokes3 days ago A old lighthouse keeper was nearing Funny Jokes4 days ago He makes an appointment with his doctor Relationship Jokes4 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes3 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes3 years ago A affair with his secretary Clean Jokes3 years ago Why do you want more pay Clean Jokes3 years ago A lady goes to the doctor