Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share it Share it Share it saveA police officer asks a thief. “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next God save the person Don't Miss 3 men are playing golf Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Naughty Jokes18 hours ago The regular who never stays Clean Jokes18 hours ago A chicken farmer went to the local bar Naughty Jokes2 days ago He gets a call from the doctor Funny Jokes2 days ago A little old lady adopted a parrot Relationship Jokes3 days ago A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night Relationship Jokes3 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes3 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes3 years ago A affair with his secretary Clean Jokes3 years ago Why do you want more pay Clean Jokes3 years ago A lady goes to the doctor