Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share share it Share it saveA police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next A man lives in a high rise Don't Miss A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Naughty Jokes23 hours ago A nun returns to the convent after a round of golf Funny Jokes24 hours ago A man entered the confessional Clean Jokes4 days ago A farmer goes to town with his dog Relationship Jokes4 days ago A elderly couple are in bed one night Relationship Jokes5 days ago I made my family favorite cake Relationship Jokes3 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes3 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes3 years ago A affair with his secretary Clean Jokes3 years ago Why do you want more pay Clean Jokes3 years ago A lady goes to the doctor