Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share it Share it Share it saveA police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next A man lives in a high rise Don't Miss A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Relationship Jokes9 hours ago He goes to Musclee Beach and tries to strut Naughty Jokes9 hours ago A blonde was shopping for some shoes Clean Jokes9 hours ago A teacher was teaching her second grade class Funny Jokes10 hours ago A football coach walked into the locker room Relationship Jokes2 days ago A henpecked man got tired of his wife Relationship Jokes3 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes3 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes3 years ago A affair with his secretary Clean Jokes2 years ago Why do you want more pay Clean Jokes3 years ago A lady goes to the doctor