Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share it Share it Share it saveA police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next A man lives in a high rise Don't Miss A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Naughty Jokes4 hours ago She got pulled over by a cop Relationship Jokes4 hours ago A couple is trying to have a baby Clean Jokes4 hours ago A blonde walks into a shoe store Funny Jokes4 hours ago The blonde told the operator Relationship Jokes2 days ago A blonde is watching the news with husband Relationship Jokes3 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes3 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes3 years ago A affair with his secretary Clean Jokes3 years ago Why do you want more pay Clean Jokes3 years ago A lady goes to the doctor