Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share it share it pin itA police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next A man lives in a high rise Don't Miss A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Clean Jokes1 day ago A blonde was driving down the road Naughty Jokes1 day ago Murphy and his wife went for a stroll Funny Jokes1 day ago A man went to the doctor Relationship Jokes2 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes2 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes1 year ago A affair with his secretary