Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share it share it pin itA police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next A man lives in a high rise Don't Miss A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Relationship Jokes3 months ago A man came home from the mine Relationship Jokes3 months ago Harry was stunned to come home Relationship Jokes3 months ago A very sick woman on her bed Relationship Jokes1 year ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes1 year ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes11 months ago A affair with his secretary