Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share it share it pin itA police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next A man lives in a high rise Don't Miss A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Naughty Jokes2 days ago A couple on their first night Funny Jokes2 days ago A teacher was giving an assignment Relationship Jokes2 days ago A elderly gentleman was on his deathbed Relationship Jokes2 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes2 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes2 years ago A affair with his secretary