Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share it share it pin itA police officer asks a thief. “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next God save the person Don't Miss 3 men are playing golf Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Naughty Jokes3 days ago A cop pulls over a car full of nuns Relationship Jokes3 days ago A old man and his wife lived deep hills Naughty Jokes3 days ago A policeman stops a lady Relationship Jokes2 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes2 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes1 year ago A affair with his secretary