Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share it share it pin itA police officer asks a thief. “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next God save the person Don't Miss 3 men are playing golf Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Clean Jokes9 hours ago A young Army private seeks permission Funny Jokes9 hours ago A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday Naughty Jokes10 hours ago Two old ladies dolly and ruby were talking Relationship Jokes2 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes2 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes2 years ago A affair with his secretary