A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic

A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic:

hair and makeup done by a professional,

Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse.

“I’ve been stung by a nasty insect of some kind,”she tells the doctor, “

…but I’m ashamed to tell you where.”

“It’s okay,” says the doctor.

“Our communication is privileged; I won’t tell anyone.”

“Okay,” says the woman. “It was at Walmart.”