A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic:
hair and makeup done by a professional,
Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse.
“I’ve been stung by a nasty insect of some kind,”she tells the doctor, “
…but I’m ashamed to tell you where.”
“It’s okay,” says the doctor.
“Our communication is privileged; I won’t tell anyone.”
“Okay,” says the woman. “It was at Walmart.”