One night a lady came home

One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, “Acts 2:38: ‘Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'”

The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police.

While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, “Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily.

How come you gave up so quickly?”

The robber said, “She said she had an axe and two 38’s!”