Funny Jokes
Three men died and went to heaven
Three men died and went to heaven.
They were asked there how they all died.
The first man said: I was at work, when I got a phone call from my neighbor.
He said that he saw my wife allow a stranger into our house.
I drove as fast as I could, searching our house, but I couldn’t find anyone there, other than my wife.
I got so mad at one point that I went into the kitchen, grabbed our fridge and threw it out the window.
However, because of all that, my heart was beating so fast that I got a heart attack.
The second man said:
Well, I was at home, just relaxing on a day off.
Then I thought to myself “Man, today is such a beautiful day. Clear sky, warm, gentle wind. I will take my dog for a walk”.
So, I was walking with my dog, when I noticed a weird shadow underneath me.
I thought that it must have been just a weird cloud, or something like that.
I looked up and I saw a fridge falling right on me.
The third man then said: Well…I was peacefully sitting in a fridge.