Three nuns were talking

Three nuns were talking.

The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!”

“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.

“Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”

The second nun said, “Well, I can top that, I was in Father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of protection!”

“Oh my!” gasped the other nuns.

“What did you do?” they asked.

“I poked h*les in all of them,” she replied.

The third nun said, “Oh shit!”