Two elderly women were trying on shoes

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store.

When I slipped a shoe onto one woman’s foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel.

Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started toward the mirror.

For a few seconds, I found myself crawling along the floor beside her, trying to get her attention.

“Look, Martha,” her friend said. “he wants to go home with you!”