Two turtles walk into a bar

Two turtles walk into a bar.

As soon as they enter inside, it starts to rain.

The big turtle turns to the smaller one and says Go home and get the umbrella.

Small Turtle I will, if you promise not to touch my soda.

Two hours pass…….

Big Turtle Well. I guess he’s not coming back. May as well drink his soda.

As he’s about to reach for it, a voice from outside the bar says

If you touch the soda, I won’t go home and get the umbrella.