Naughty Jokes
A 95-Year-old woman goes to the Doctor
A 95-Year-old woman goes to the Doctor…
She tells him that she’s lived a long life and that she wants to end it now on her own terms.
The Doc sees her and can tell that she’s in pain and not wanting others to hear him, he decides to whisper some advice to her on how to do it.
A few hours later the same old lady is rushed to the ER with a bullet wound on her left knee.
When she saw the doctor in the hallway as she was being rushed, she yelled, “You told me to shoot myself under my left breast