A cop pulled over a car and finds a young couple in the front seat.
Where your seat belt young man? asked the cop.
Oh, I just took if off now when you were walking up to the car, responded the man.
No you didn’t! exclaimed his wife, you never wear your seat belt!.
A little taken aback, the cop asked to see his license.
Aw shucks! cried the man, I must have left it home! Yeah right! screamed his wife, You know it expired 3 months ago!
At a loss for words, the cop asked the woman are you always so tough on him?!
No responded the young woman, only when he had too much to drink!.