A man decided to go jump from an airplane

One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane.

When he jumped there was good and bad news.

Good news: He had a parachute.

Bad News: It didn’t work.

Good News: There was a haystack down below.

Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.

Good News: He missed the pitchfork.

Bad News: He missed the haystack.