Naughty Jokes
A man get a call girl
A man get a call girl and during a particularly good love making session decides to eat her out.
During his meal he notices a piece of carrot protruding from her lady lips, not wishing to cause a scene he throws the carrot over his shoulder and continues pleasuring her.
After a brief time he notices a small green pea wedged just under her clit, suddenly filled with disgust the man jumps up and screams his findings to the call girl.
He then proceeds to ask her are u sick or something?
The call girl looks at him sheepishly and says no, but the guy before you was.