A wife asked a question to her husband

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: Yes

Wife: Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!!

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: No

Wife: Liar

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: Maybe

Wife: can u ever b decisive

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: I don’t know

Wife: Are you blind?

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: Depends

Wife: Oh you comparing me with some one else..

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: silence

Wife: Are you deaf?

There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.

For everything else there is Google.