A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have…
The husband says, “No bang chance love,
They’re too expensive!”
Later on that night in bed,
The wife is just falling off to sleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hands on her hips….
She turns to him and says, “No bang chance love,
If you aunt prepared to shoe the horse then you aunt bang riding it!!”