A woman goes to buy a parrot

A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the price are $100, $200 and $15.

Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap.

The shopkeeper replies, “That one used to live in a where house.”

Amused, she decides to buy it for $15.

When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says,

“Well, I’ll be damned, a new where house!”

The woman can’t help but laugh.

Later, when her daughters arrive home, the parrot chirps,

“Well, look at that, two new ladies of the night!”

The girls burst into laughter too but when the dad walks in, the parrot exclaims,

“Well, I’ll be damned, Pete! Long time no see!”