Naughty Jokes
A woman told her husband
On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
“Maybe you’ll find out tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
She ripped off the wrapping paper and found a book titled ‘The Meaning of Dreams’.