Frank went to the gym

Frank went to the gym as he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend.

The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “loose 1kg guaranteed”, “loose 3 kg guaranteed”, “loose 5kg guaranteed” and “loose 10kg guarantees”.

However you must do 1 then 3 then 5 then 10.

He accepted the offer and the receptionist told him to wait at home.

The next day, the doorbell rang.

Frank opened the door to a hot girl standing with a sign around her neck saying “catch me and I’m yours”.

The girl took off and Frank went running after her for 10km.

Unable to catch, he went back home.

After the exhaustion wore off, he found that he lost 1 kg.

Delighted, he immediately went back to the gym and signed up for the 3kg package.

The next day, the doorbell rang again.

Frank opened the door to an even hotter girl, shirtless with the same sign.

Again, she took off and he ran after her. This time for 20km.

Frank was again unable to catch.

So he went home disappointed, until he found that he lost 3kg.

So again, he went back to the gym for round 3, 5kg.

The next day, the doorbell rang.

It was an even hotter girl, only wearing corset, thongs and running shoes with a sign, “catch me and I’m yours”.

He chased her until sunset, nearly catching her.

He went home excited.

Finding himself loosing 5kg, and that he’d catch the next one, maybe a completely undressed hot women.

He went to the gym for the 10kg package.

He turned around to find a buffed bodybuilder with a sign around his neck.

“Catch you, and you’re mine.”