I have become a victim

I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino’s car parking facility

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to car as about to get in after leaving the casino.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their melons almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say

“No” and instead ask you for a ride to another car parking facility in the city.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start make love with each other.

Then, one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs make love on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday… Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.