Johnny and Susie were playing

Johnny and Susie were playing undressed, wondering why they have different “parts”

When Johnny got home he asked his mother why he had a stick and Susie had a hole.

Johnny’s mother said “oh son, you have a Ferrari, and Susie has a garage; the time will come and you’ll park your Ferrari in her garage.”

When Susie got home she asked her father why she had a hole and Johnny had a stick.

Susie’s father stated “you have a garage and Johnny is just a sports car trying to park. Don’t let him park in your garage!”

So a few days pass and sure enough, Johnny and Susie are playing undressed again when Johnny proudly stands up and says “Susie, let me park my Ferrari in your garage”, to which she refuses.

Johnny continues to insist on parking his Ferrari until Susie has had enough and goes home.

When Susie gets home, her mother asks “Susie… what’s all that red stuff on your hands?” To which Susie replied: “Johnny tried to park his Ferrari in my garage, so I ripped the back wheels off.”