One man was reading the newspaper

One man was reading the newspaper in the afternoon when his wife suddenly came out from behind him and hit him in the head with the pan.

“Why did you do that?!” He shouted. “I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket, with the name ‘Suzy’ on it.” She answered.

“Jesus Christ, honey, remember that last week I went out with friends to hang out at the racing track?”

Susy was the name of the horse I was betting on.“ The woman was silent.

Three days later, as he read the newspaper again, his wife emerged from behind him and hit him again on his head with the frying pan.

“Why did you do that this time?!” He shouted. “I just wanted to let you know… your horse called.”