She is talking to her lawyer

A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer.

Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you money?”

Woman: “if he hides as much as a dollar from me, I’m not cooking for him for three days straight.”

Lawyer: “Well is he beating you?”

Woman: “Him? I’d throw him through the window, with my left hand only”

Lawyer: “How about being faithful?”

Women: “That’s where we get him! The second child is not from him.”