Naughty Jokes
The doctor and his wife were playing golf
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway.
The doctor said Wow I have never seen you play this well before! Marie says, I took lessons.
A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes her serves and never misses a point.
The doctor said, Wow I have never seen you hit so well before! Marie says, I took lessons.
On the weekend they settled into a nice dinner at home.
Marie brings out the perfect plates of Beef Wellington and the doctor says Wow I have never seen you cook like this before! She says, I took lessons.
After dinner she gives him That look and they go upstairs.
About 30 minutes later the doctor rolls over and says Wow! That was incredible, amazing, so hot! I want a divorce.
A woman went to police station
A drunk comes stumbling into a bar
Two lawyers met at a cocktail party
My wife and I were sitting at a table
A pissed-off wife was complaining
