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This is a seed bank

A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk.

He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He says,’Open the vault skank’.

The woman says, ‘Sir, this is a seed bank.

We don’t have any money here’.

The man says, ‘Open the vault right now or i’m going to blow your bang head off’. She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, ‘Take out one of those jars’.

The woman said, ‘please sir, i promise you we don’t have any money here.

This is a seed bank’.

The man said, ‘Take out one of those jars right now or ill blow your bang head off’.

The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, ‘Take lid off and swallow it’.

She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying, ‘Sir, this is seed.

Please, i’m not drinking seed.

We don’t have any money here. Please leave’.

The man says, ‘Take the lid off and drink it or ill blow your bang head off’.

So the woman’s takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man and to her amazement he took off the mask and it was her husband.

He looked at her and said, ‘See! It’s not that bang difficult is it’.

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