Wife sent text to husband

Wife sent text to husband.

“Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return…..

She sent another text, “And I forgot to mention…. I have also bought a bottle of BLUE LABEL PREMIUM SCOTCH WHISKY for you……

He texted “really ?”

She replied, “No…. I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”