A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck...
A Father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a...
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?” “No, this is...
A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed limit on this highway is 55 mph. Why are you going...
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods...
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well,...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance...
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Looked their up ahead, Earl, it’s a...
A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these...